Tune: All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor
Because you know it’s all about that risk
‘Bout that risk, assessment
It’s all about that risk
‘Bout that risk, assessment
It’s all about that risk
‘Bout that risk, assessment
It’s all about that risk
‘Bout that risk… risk… risk… risk
Yeah, it’s pretty clear, we are not so good
At risk assessment, it’s all relative
‘Cause we got that common sense that leads us astray
And the internet, with bad information
We see bad Facebook posts, shared so far and wide,
I know that shit ain’t real, come one now, make it stop,
If you got facts, facts, just speak up
‘Cause we can only make good choices when the propaganda stops
Yeah, the bloggers they told you “don’t give your kids the shots”
(Don’t listen to them, don’t listen listen)
They say, “vaccines have toxins, cause autism, not tested at all”
(that’s not true, oh, not true true)
They told you don’t eat those GMO foods, at all or else
But they are no riskier than the other food you eat
Because you know it’s all about that risk
‘Bout that risk, assessment
It’s all about that risk
‘Bout that risk, assessment
It’s all about that risk
‘Bout that risk, assessment
It’s all about that risk
‘Bout that risk… risk… risk… risk
We’re bringing science back
Go ‘head and tell them pseudoscience quacks
That we’re not playing and we deal in facts
And we’re here to tell you
That Facts Not Fear will counter all the bull shit that you sell
Yeah, the bloggers they told you “be scared of all non-natural things”
(Don’t listen to them, don’t listen listen)
They say, “there’s no level of chemical that can be safe”
(that’s not true, oh, not true true)
They told you if it’s all natural it can’t be bad for you
But the source of a chemical, tells us nothing at all
Because you know it’s all about that risk
‘Bout that risk, assessment
It’s all about that risk
‘Bout that risk, assessment
It’s all about that risk
‘Bout that risk, assessment
It’s all about that risk
‘Bout that risk… risk… risk… risk
You know I’m all about that risk
‘Bout that risk, assessment
I said I’m all about that risk
‘Bout that risk, assessment
I’m all about that risk
‘Bout that risk, assessment
I’m all about that risk
‘Bout that risk…
Because you know I’m all about that risk
‘Bout that risk, assessment
I’m all about that risk
‘Bout that risk, assessment
I’m all about that risk
‘Bout that risk, assessment
I’m all about that risk
‘Bout that risk… Hey!
I’m all about that risk
‘Bout that risk… Hey!
I’m all about that risk
Bout that risk…
Hey!
Yeah yeah… ohh… You know you like this risk… Hey…
Here’s the original song in case you want to sing along to it.